TEA

Series: Tabetai?
Pairing: Yamapi x Kame
Author: R
Date: 28.08.2005
Notes: Eh… Don’t ask.

“F-A-N-TAS-TI-PO! La…lalalala…la..la… Ah..Wasureta…”

“Look how drunk you are. You’re not supposed to be drinking. What’s more, why did you drink so much?”

“Ehhhh…Not drunk… Didn’t drink… Only drank tea.” The answer came out jerkily in a sing-song fashion, his own reply somehow amusing Kame himself, as he started giggling.

“Koitsu.” Yamapi muttered to himself, as he glanced briefly at his loveable but very drunk Kazuya, before turning his attention back on the road. “Since when did tea make someone that drunk. And you’re definitely drunk.”

“Chigau yo… Not drunk… Only drank 5 glasses of tea…Dakara Pi chigau yo!” Kame’s indignant reply was coupled with a pout, before he started grinning again. “Tea was good…Oishii yo!”

5 glasses? Yamapi thought to himself. “Ne, Kame. Where did you get the tea that you drank?”

“From the waiter of course… Pi baka.” Kame chuckled.

“You specifically said you wanted tea?”

“Eh?… Menu…. I pointed…. Long Island Tea.”

“Long Island Tea!” Yamapi wanted to bang his head against the steering wheel. “That has vodka, rum, tequila and gin in it! And you drank 5 glasses?!”

“Vodka? … What vodka?” Kame had a bewildered expression, before he waved his hands dismissively. “No no, it’s tea. L-ooooo-ng” Kame started gesturing, his hands stretching to describe his words, “Island Tea!”

The urge to slam his forehead into the steering wheel overcame him once again. Yamapi sighed heavily and tried to concentrate on driving his baby home, while Kame continued reciting ‘Long Island Tea’ in a sing-song voice.

He would kill Jin tomorrow.

Jin would obviously deny all responsibility of course. Just as he had earlier when he called to ask Yamapi if he would be coming to pick up his very wasted boyfriend, or he would be okay with Jin just putting Kame in a cab home. Of course he chose the former! Only the baka would think it’s alright to dump his precious Kame in a cab alone to fend for himself. When he got there, Nakamaru was the one waiting with Kame for Yamapi. Jin had sneaked off somewhere to hide, as he knew that Yamapi would be asking why Jin wasn’t keeping an eye on Kame. In the end, Yamapi just bundled Kame into his car, and here they were now. Singing about Long Island Tea.

Well, actually the singing had stopped. Ah, maybe he’s fallen asleep. All the activity must have taken its toll on his baby afterall. Yamapi was about to glance at the passenger seat to check on his boyfriend, when he was met with Kame’s face right next to his. He felt the younger boy’s hot breath against his cheek, before warm lips starting brushing light butterfly kisses against his face and neck. Then he drew a sharp breath as he felt lithe fingers on his crotch, easily working the zipper, and moving under the jeans’ fabric.

Yamapi’s hand flew to hold Kame’s violating one. “Kame, can you hold on for a while? We’ll be reaching home soon.” Yamapi tried to keep his voice even, and concentrate on the traffic.

“Eh… Okie.” As quickly as he had wrapped himself around the other, Kame disentangled himself and happily lounged back into his seat. “Are we there yet?”

“Soon.” Yamapi stated. He was driving as fast he could without getting pulled over of course.

“Chotto dake?”

“Hai, just a few more minutes.”

Minutes later, after Yamapi finally stopped in front of his place, he turned to find Kame curled up, fast asleep in the passenger seat.

“This just confirms it. I’m killing Jin tomorrow.” Yamapi muttered, as he carried Kame home to tuck him into bed. It was going to be a long night.

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